Was at mums blokes birthday bash last night, which turned out to be extremly surprisingly good !!
After spending..oh lets say...a few hours pondering whether to cover up the boobs in the name of family respect or to get them out, I arrived fashionably late with my new boobs very proudly on display. What I didnt expect was for them to end up being the topic of conversation for most of the night !
They were also requested for a guest appearance and I found myself at the bottom of mums hall 'getting them out' for my step brothers girlfriend who asked for a feel and before I could reply grabbed them in a very 'man like fashion' lol. Oh well, we aim to please !
After a few to many beers found myself in the 'smoking area' outside, sorry guys but I have to say, the smoking area is so much more fun, the girls discussed rampant rabbits, penis size, orgasms and breats while the boys..urm..listened.
My mums bloke's step dad than took it upon himself to look at me and blurt out in a drunken drawl ' I bet yo are great in bed' to which I replied, fantastic thanks but you are obviously very drunk right now and after hearing that comment from a 70 year old I am very pleased I am !!
He chuckled and stated that he wouldnt mind finding out, what is it with men, do they never realise that one day, yes, alas, you do become to old to pull a girl in her twenties !!